Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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