everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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