Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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