So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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