Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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