I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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