the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
When are your genitals available?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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