Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
