I'm going to jail i love you
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Shame is for Republicans.
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