For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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