I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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