chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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