Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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