have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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