I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Randomize
