How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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