is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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