How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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