Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
did you just send me my own nude
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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