so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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