Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
i think im in europe. pls send help
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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