its not stalking. its research.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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