I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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