I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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