ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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