I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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