Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Naked. naked and bneed help.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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