BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Success! We fucked roommates!
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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