what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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