worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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