get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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