Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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