Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i just had sex bonerless
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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