I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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