So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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