Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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