He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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