How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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