so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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