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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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