do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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