oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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