You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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