I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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