yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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