We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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