oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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