I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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