By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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