I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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