I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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