well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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