I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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