If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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