Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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