Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize